So one day a little girl walked up to a Buddha. She said she wanted to know everything there is to know about being a Buddha. He said:
Of the Buddha,
by the life…
The little girl was super confused and so she asked the Buddha to rephrase the saying so that she could understand. He refused, so she took his scroll and ran off. The Buddha and his friend ran after her like this:
They almost caught her but luckily Lightning McQueen came flying in and saved her while saying “Ch-Ching”!
The end. (-: